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	They are harder than wood??? Even the nipple are so hard, you can stab me with them!”		They are harder than wood??? Even the nipple are so hard, you can stab me with them!”

	“Emma, get on my bed and open your legs, I want to see if your vagina is working. I'm coming inside you, ok? "Yes, master, please insert you penis inside me.". Mmmrrmrrrggg.. A bit tight.... OWW! OWW!!! OWW!!!! Feels like sandpaper!! OWW! OWW! My poor dick! It's so red and painful!!”		“Emma, get on my bed and open your legs, I want to see if your vagina is working. I'm coming inside you, ok? "Yes, master, please insert you penis inside me." Mmmrrmrrrggg.. A bit tight.... OWW! OWW!!! OWW!!!! Feels like sandpaper!! OWW! OWW! My poor dick! It's so red and painful!!”

	“YUCK!!!! What's that huge glob of mucus coming out of your pussy???”		“YUCK!!!! What's that huge glob of mucus coming out of your pussy???”

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			Written by [[User:Mirage\|Mirage]]

			==Errors And Glitches==
	I finally got my gynoid today from EBAI today!		I finally got my gynoid today from EBAI today!

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	No woman is perfect, even artificial ones!		No woman is perfect, even artificial ones!

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	I finally got my gynoid today from EBAI today! Sure, it's used, but I got a real good price on her. I waited at the last second to make my bid and I won! Anyway, I just finished opening the box, smaller than I thought it would be. Removing some plastic rappers.. What??? She's in million of pieces!!!!!! Ok, not a million, but a lot. Let's see her face panel...NICE! I wonder if she will truly look like the same on the pics of her on the auction I won. Fuck... Where is the instructions??? SHIT! SHIT! The guy who sold it to me forgot the instructions!!!!!!		I finally got my gynoid today from EBAI today!

	Let's email the dip shit... Ask him nicely where ~~are~~ the instructions.... ~~Waiting~~.... Oh, ~~already~~ send me back an answer.. NO INSTRUCTIONS, SOLD WITHOUT ANY!!!!!!!! FUCKING SHIT!		Sure, it's used, but I got a really good price on her. I waited to the last second to make my bid and I won! Anyway, I just finished opening the box, smaller than I thought it would be.
	I didn't see that on the listing!!! Think...think... Oh! Maybe I can download some copy of it from a site.. Let's look... yes!!!!! Downloading... Printing... YES! WE are in business...		Removing some plastic wrappers

			“What??? She's in millions of pieces!!!!!! Ok, not a million, but a lot. Let's see her face panel...NICE! I wonder if she will truly look like the same on the pics of her on the auction I won. Fuck... Where is the instructions??? SHIT! SHIT! The guy who sold it to me forgot the instructions!!!!!!”

			“Let's email the dip shit... Ask him nicely where the instructions....are waiting.... Oh, send me back an answer already... NO INSTRUCTIONS, SOLD WITHOUT ANY!!!!!!!! FUCKING SHIT! I didn't see that on the listing!!! Think...think... Oh! Maybe I can download some copy of it from a site.. Let's look... yes!!!!! Downloading... Printing... YES! WE are in business...”

	So, where to start... 11:40pm already... start tomorrow, need some sleep...		So, where to start... 11:40pm already... start tomorrow, need some sleep...
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	Well, finished assembling her, let's try her out.. Pushing her "on" button on the back of her neck.		Well, finished assembling her, let's try her out.. Pushing her "on" button on the back of her neck.

	"Hello, my name is Gary, are you my master?" ~~Gary?? What the fuck?? Hey robot, erase that name, you are now EMMA, ok. "Yes, master, new Data accepted.". Well, Emma, can you get up.~~		"Hello, my name is Gary, are you my master?"
	She slowly got up, but something was wrong. Emma, can you walk? "Yes, master." she started to walk, but she kinda pivoted on one side. Jesus! You got a longer leg from your other one! Maybe I can stretch your left leg a bit.. Now walk a bit more... Better.. Emma, dance for me. Not the fucking "robot dance!" I hate that one! Dance slowly, something sexy... NO! Not the "Robot"again!!!! Don't you know more dances? "No, master.".

	~~Anyway, come kiss me. Mmmmmm... OOWWW!!! OOOOOWW!!!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!~~ What the fuck ~~are you doing~~??~~? Were you giving my tongue a blow job??? Fuck! That was painful. Let's see~~ you ~~breasts.. Nice size... What?? They are harder than wood??? Even the nipple~~ are ~~so hard~~, ~~you can stab me with them!~~		“Gary?? What the fuck?? Hey robot, erase that name, you are now EMMA, ok.”

	~~Emma, get on my bed and open your legs, I want to see if your vagina is working. I'm coming inside you, ok?~~ "Yes, master, ~~please insert you penis inside me~~."~~. Mmmrrmrrrggg.. A bit tight.... OWW! OWW!!! OWW!!!! Feel's like sandpaper!! OWW! OWW! My poor dick! It's so red and painful!!~~		"Yes, master, new Data accepted."

	~~YUCK!!!! What's that huge glob of mucus coming out of your pussy??? "It"s my lubrication~~,		“Well, Emma, can you get up?”
	~~master." Now~~, ~~it's lubricated, after I ripped the skin off my cap! SHIT!!!!! It's staining my bed sheets!!!! Emma! Get off my bed!!! AH SHIT!!! Can~~ you ~~stop your lubrication??~~? ~~It's like your peeing everywhere on the bed and carpet with your sticky lubricant!!!! For fuck sacks! "Sorry, master.."~~

	~~Call~~ me Eric. Emma. "Yes, Yeric" No! ERIC! "Yes, Yeric" NO! NO!!! ERIC!!!! MY NAME IS ERIC!! "Yeric?" AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!		She slowly got up, but something was wrong.

			“Emma, can you walk?”

			"Yes, master." she started to walk, but she kinda pivoted on one side.

			“Jesus! You got a longer leg from your other one! Maybe I can stretch your left leg a bit.. Now walk a bit more... Better.. Emma, dance for me. Not the fucking "robot dance!" I hate that one! Dance slowly, something sexy... NO! Not the "Robot"again!!!! Don't you know more dances?”

			"No, master."

			“Anyway, come kiss me. Mmmmmm... OOWWW!!! OOOOOWW!!!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!! What the fuck are you doing??? Were you giving my tongue a blow job??? Fuck! That was painful. Let's see you breasts.. Nice size... What??

			They are harder than wood??? Even the nipple are so hard, you can stab me with them!”

			“Emma, get on my bed and open your legs, I want to see if your vagina is working. I'm coming inside you, ok? "Yes, master, please insert you penis inside me.". Mmmrrmrrrggg.. A bit tight.... OWW! OWW!!! OWW!!!! Feels like sandpaper!! OWW! OWW! My poor dick! It's so red and painful!!”

			“YUCK!!!! What's that huge glob of mucus coming out of your pussy???”

			“It’s my lubrication, master."

			“Now, it's lubricated, after I ripped the skin off my cap! SHIT!!!!! It's staining my bed sheets!!!! Emma! Get off my bed!!! AH SHIT!!! Can you stop your lubrication??? It's like your peeing everywhere on the bed and carpet with your sticky lubricant!!!! For fuck sacks!”

			"Sorry, master."

			“Call me Eric. Emma.”

			"Yes, Yeric" No! ERIC! "Yes, Yeric" NO! NO!!! ERIC!!!! MY NAME IS ERIC!! "Yeric?" AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

	A week later....		A week later....

	~~Emma~~, I'm home! "Darling! My love, how was your day??? How missed you?? Let me kiss you so much!!!!" Mmmmmmm....		“Emma, I'm home!”

			"Darling! My love, how was your day??? How I missed you?? Let me kiss you so much!!!!" Mmmmmmm....

	Okay, so, I spent a fortune on repairing her and removing all her glitches, even it would have been cheaper buying a new gynoid directly from the factory, ~~but~~ I just love her to much, she grew on me!!!!		Okay, so, I spent a fortune on repairing her and removing all her glitches, even though it would have been cheaper buying a new gynoid directly from the factory, I just love her too much, she grew on me!!!!

	No ~~women~~ is perfect, even artificial ones!		No woman is perfect, even artificial ones!

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The Liar at 14:12, 11 May 2010

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I finally got my gynoid today from EBAI today! Sure, it's used, but I got a real good price on her. I waited at the last second to make my bid and I won! Anyway, I just finished opening the box, smaller than I thought it would be. Removing some plastic rappers.. What??? She's in million of pieces!!!!!! Ok, not a million, but a lot. Let's see her face panel...NICE! I wonder if she will truly look like the same on the pics of her on the auction I won. Fuck... Where is the instructions??? SHIT! SHIT! The guy who sold it to me forgot the instructions!!!!!!

Let's email the dip shit... Ask him nicely where are the instructions.... Waiting.... Oh, already send me back an answer.. NO INSTRUCTIONS, SOLD WITHOUT ANY!!!!!!!! FUCKING SHIT!
I didn't see that on the listing!!! Think...think... Oh! Maybe I can download some copy of it from a site.. Let's look... yes!!!!! Downloading... Printing... YES! WE are in business...

So, where to start... 11:40pm already... start tomorrow, need some sleep...

Ok, it's Saturday morning, I got my tools, the instruction, and a thousand of pieces to make a robot woman. ..Mmmmm...Let's eat breakfast first... Need to watch my cartoons also... man, it's already noon! Let's start on the robot... ok.... Must go for a pee first... Aaaaaaahhhh.. Much better... let's start with her torso.. RING! RING!!! Fucking phone.. Hi mom... yes mom... (a few hours later) bye mom.. Love you too, mom... bye, mom...bye... click.. Where was I? Of, yes, I was starting her pelvis... I think... Man, this is confusing...

Sunday night.. 10:34pm..

Well, finished assembling her, let's try her out.. Pushing her "on" button on the back of her neck.

"Hello, my name is Gary, are you my master?" Gary?? What the fuck?? Hey robot, erase that name, you are now EMMA, ok. "Yes, master, new Data accepted.". Well, Emma, can you get up.
She slowly got up, but something was wrong. Emma, can you walk? "Yes, master." she started to walk, but she kinda pivoted on one side. Jesus! You got a longer leg from your other one! Maybe I can stretch your left leg a bit.. Now walk a bit more... Better.. Emma, dance for me. Not the fucking "robot dance!" I hate that one! Dance slowly, something sexy... NO! Not the "Robot"again!!!! Don't you know more dances? "No, master.".

Anyway, come kiss me. Mmmmmm... OOWWW!!! OOOOOWW!!!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!! What the fuck are you doing??? Were you giving my tongue a blow job??? Fuck! That was painful. Let's see you breasts.. Nice size... What?? They are harder than wood??? Even the nipple are so hard, you can stab me with them!

Emma, get on my bed and open your legs, I want to see if your vagina is working. I'm coming inside you, ok? "Yes, master, please insert you penis inside me.". Mmmrrmrrrggg.. A bit tight.... OWW! OWW!!! OWW!!!! Feel's like sandpaper!! OWW! OWW! My poor dick! It's so red and painful!!

YUCK!!!! What's that huge glob of mucus coming out of your pussy??? "It"s my lubrication,
master." Now, it's lubricated, after I ripped the skin off my cap! SHIT!!!!! It's staining my bed sheets!!!! Emma! Get off my bed!!! AH SHIT!!! Can you stop your lubrication??? It's like your peeing everywhere on the bed and carpet with your sticky lubricant!!!! For fuck sacks! "Sorry, master.."

Call me Eric. Emma. "Yes, Yeric" No! ERIC! "Yes, Yeric" NO! NO!!! ERIC!!!! MY NAME IS ERIC!! "Yeric?" AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

A week later....

Emma, I'm home! "Darling! My love, how was your day??? How missed you?? Let me kiss you so much!!!!" Mmmmmmm....

Okay, so, I spent a fortune on repairing her and removing all her glitches, even it would have been cheaper buying a new gynoid directly from the factory, but I just love her to much, she grew on me!!!!

No women is perfect, even artificial ones!

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