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Spaz: /* “The Morgue” */

2021-06-25T00:11:03Z

“The Morgue”

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	This scene takes place in what can only be described as a morgue for androids. There are many compartments where damaged/destroyed androids are kept for forensic analysis. The medical examiner is currently dictating a report on a unit with heavy damaged.		This scene takes place in what can only be described as a morgue for androids. There are many compartments where damaged/destroyed androids are kept for forensic analysis. The medical examiner is currently dictating a report on a unit with heavy damaged.

	“Body appears to be a Class VII domestic unit, most likely real enough to pass as a spouse…ID appears intact, sending it up to the techs for them to analyze,” the doctor said, perusing the damaged android’s body.		“Body appears to be a Class VII domestic unit, most likely real enough to pass as a spouse…ID appears intact, sending it up to the techs for them to analyze,” the doctor said clinically, perusing the damaged android’s body. As he continued to dictate his report, he put on a pair of latex gloves and dug into the massive cavity in the fembots torso caused by whatever destroyed her.

	As he continued to dictate his report, he put on a pair of latex gloves and dug into the massive cavity in the ~~fembot’s~~ torso caused by whatever destroyed her.

	The fembot was fairly attractive considering she was designed with the appearance of a Caucasian woman in her early forties. Her face was free of imperfections and framed by long dark brown hair, and her hands and feet were very well kept with perfect nails and no apparent signs of artificial skin fatigue that would normally accompany a unit with this age; 10 years active.		The fembot was fairly attractive considering she was designed with the appearance of a Caucasian woman in her early forties. Her face was free of imperfections and framed by long dark brown hair, and her hands and feet were very well kept with perfect nails and no apparent signs of artificial skin fatigue that would normally accompany a unit with this age; 10 years active.
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	After noting the official cause of the destruction, he muted the recorder and then said to himself, “Damn this is a fine unit, maybe if the owner doesn’t come forward, I’ll fix her up a little and have my way with her,” he said, gently caressing her realistic skin. This model was clearly more than he could ever hope to afford.		After noting the official cause of the destruction, he muted the recorder and then said to himself, “Damn this is a fine unit, maybe if the owner doesn’t come forward, I’ll fix her up a little and have my way with her,” he said, gently caressing her realistic skin. This model was clearly more than he could ever hope to afford.

	Suddenly, a middle aged man burst in, but with lightning fast reflexes, the examiner made it look as though he were merely examining the damage.		Suddenly, a middle aged man burst in, but with lightning fast reflexes, the examiner made it look as though he were merely examining the damage. “Is this her, is that my wife!?”

	“Is this her, is that my wife!?” ~~he demanded.~~

	“Calm down sir, can I have your name?” the doctor asked, muttering an expletive under his breath.		“Calm down sir, can I have your name?” the doctor asked, muttering an expletive under his breath.
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	“I’m sorry sir, that’s not what I do…the damage to her systems is quite extensive, the electrical event most likely damaged every system in her body, including her memory centers…even if a technician could recover some of it, there just isn’t enough left for her to be the same…person that you knew,” the doctor said.		“I’m sorry sir, that’s not what I do…the damage to her systems is quite extensive, the electrical event most likely damaged every system in her body, including her memory centers…even if a technician could recover some of it, there just isn’t enough left for her to be the same…person that you knew,” the doctor said.

	“What?! What am I going to tell our kids?” Hal said, losing his composure and weeping uncontrollably.		“What?! What am I going to tell our kids?” Hal said, losing his composure and weeping uncontrollably. “DAMN YOU FIZZY POP!....DAMN YOU!!!!!!”

	“DAMN YOU FIZZY POP!....DAMN YOU!!!!!!”

	As the man lost it on the floor, the examiner was wondering what the best way to ask the man for the body of his deceased wife…		As the man lost it on the floor, the examiner was wondering what the best way to ask the man for the body of his deceased wife…

Spaz: /* “The Mall” */

2021-06-25T00:03:52Z

“The Mall”

Spaz: /* “The Break Room” */

2021-06-24T22:23:05Z

“The Break Room”

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	==“The Break Room”==		==“The Break Room”==

	George had been planning it for days, ever since seeing the news reports. He was interested in this hot girl that worked upstairs in the electronics department at the store he worked at, but she did not seem to share the same interest. Sure, she was friendly when they talked, but that was about it.		George had been planning it for days, ever since seeing the news reports. He was interested in this hot girl that worked upstairs in the electronics department at the store he worked at, but she did not seem to share the same interest. Sure, she was friendly when they talked, but that was about it. When he heard rumors that she was an android, he thought he had to try and take advantage of her…who knows, maybe she was programmed to ignore his advances and the plan would fix it. Anyway, the time had finally come. He knew she was in the break room, and that no one else would be in there for a while due to an event occurring on the first floor, so he made his move.

	When he heard rumors that she was an android, he thought he had to try and take advantage of her…who knows, maybe she was programmed to ignore his advances and the plan would fix it.

	Anyway, the time had finally come. He knew she was in the break room, and that no one else would be in there for a while due to an event occurring on the first floor, so he made his move.

	“Hey Jennifer, how’s your day been going?” he asked, walking casually into the break room and opening the refrigerator to grab his drink.		“Hey Jennifer, how’s your day been going?” he asked, walking casually into the break room and opening the refrigerator to grab his drink.
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	Jennifer was very attractive. She was fairly short and somewhat stout, and in her mid-twenties with long brown hair tied into a ponytail. Her brown eyes looked quite nice with her usual expression, which 95% of the time was a smile. Seriously, she probably smiled even when she was upset.		Jennifer was very attractive. She was fairly short and somewhat stout, and in her mid-twenties with long brown hair tied into a ponytail. Her brown eyes looked quite nice with her usual expression, which 95% of the time was a smile. Seriously, she probably smiled even when she was upset.

	“I see,” he said, opening his drink and taking a sip. “Damn this stuff is good,” he thought to himself, almost taking a larger sip before stopping himself. “Shit, you were supposed to say that out loud,” he thought again.		“I see,” he said, opening his drink and taking a sip. “Damn this stuff is good,” he thought to himself, almost taking a larger sip before stopping himself. “Shit, you were supposed to say that out loud,” he thought again. “Damn, this stuff is good,” he said, sounding perhaps a little rehearsed, though Jennifer did not appear to notice.

	“Damn, this stuff is good,” he said, sounding perhaps a little rehearsed, though Jennifer did not appear to notice.

	“What is it?” ~~she asked.~~		“What is it?”

	“It’s this new drink out called Fizzy Pop,” he explained, growing excited that his plan was slowly going well, “I don’t know how they do it, but they really get the flavors to pop,” he said. “Here, do you want to try?” ~~he asked.~~		“It’s this new drink out called Fizzy Pop,” he explained, growing excited that his plan was slowly going well, “I don’t know how they do it, but they really get the flavors to pop,” he said. “Here, do you want to try?”

	“Sure,” she said after giving it some thought.		“Sure,” she said after giving it some thought. After she took a sip, she took a second larger sip and said, “Wow, this stuff tastes awesome!”

	~~After~~ she ~~took a sip~~, ~~she took~~ a ~~second larger sip and said, “Wow~~, ~~this stuff tastes awesome!”~~.		“Glad you think so,” George smiled, watching her intently. At first, he was worried that maybe she wasn’t an android after all, but suddenly a few seconds later, her head jerked.

	~~“Glad you think so,” George smiled, watching her intently.~~		“Goodness! I don’t know what happened!” she said, looking normal, aside from the fact that her left eye was twitching.

	~~At first, he was worried that maybe she wasn’t an android after all, but suddenly a few seconds later, her head jerked.~~

	“Goodness~~,” she said, “I~~ don’t know what ~~happened”~~ she said, looking normal, aside from the fact that her left eye was twitching.

	“Are you alright?” he asked her, hoping to coax a stronger malfunction.		“Are you alright?” he asked her, hoping to coax a stronger malfunction.
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	His exploration was cut short when his phone beeped signaling that the reprogramming was complete. Satisfied, he pressed her override switch again, turning her back on.		His exploration was cut short when his phone beeped signaling that the reprogramming was complete. Satisfied, he pressed her override switch again, turning her back on.

	“Systems booting…” she said, and then she came online.		“Systems booting…” she said, and then she came online. “Whoa, how did I get back here?” she asked, getting up and looking around.

	“Whoa, how did I get back here?” she asked, getting up and looking around.

	“Oh, I took you back here because you were malfunctioning from that drink,” George told her.		“Oh, I took you back here because you were malfunctioning from that drink,” George told her.
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	“Oh yes, sorry,” George blushed.		“Oh yes, sorry,” George blushed.

	“Alright then, hurry up and get inside me before someone comes~~,” she said.~~		“Alright then, hurry up and get inside me before someone comes!"

	“Alright,” George said, and he quickly inserted himself into her welcoming womanhood and began working her.		“Alright,” George said, and he quickly inserted himself into her welcoming womanhood and began working her.
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	==“The Mall”==		==“The Mall”==

Spaz at 22:10, 24 June 2021

2021-06-24T22:10:11Z

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	Head on over to the nearest vending machine or participating store today and grab your Fizzy Pop before it sells out!		Head on over to the nearest vending machine or participating store today and grab your Fizzy Pop before it sells out!
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	“The Break Room”		==“The Break Room”==

	George had been planning it for days, ever since seeing the news reports. He was interested in this hot girl that worked upstairs in the electronics department at the store he worked at, but she did not seem to share the same interest. Sure, she was friendly when they talked, but that was about it.		George had been planning it for days, ever since seeing the news reports. He was interested in this hot girl that worked upstairs in the electronics department at the store he worked at, but she did not seem to share the same interest. Sure, she was friendly when they talked, but that was about it.
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	“The Mall”		==“The Mall”==

	“I can see this is going to be a long day” Bill sighed to himself as he pulled into the parking lot of the local mall.		“I can see this is going to be a long day” Bill sighed to himself as he pulled into the parking lot of the local mall.
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	“For now, I am urging all confirmed models to be affected to avoid my beverage until a fix is made,”		“For now, I am urging all confirmed models to be affected to avoid my beverage until a fix is made,”
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	“The Morgue”		==“The Morgue”==

	This scene takes place in what can only be described as a morgue for androids. There are many compartments where damaged/destroyed androids are kept for forensic analysis. The medical examiner is currently dictating a report on a unit with heavy damaged.		This scene takes place in what can only be described as a morgue for androids. There are many compartments where damaged/destroyed androids are kept for forensic analysis. The medical examiner is currently dictating a report on a unit with heavy damaged.

Spaz at 22:08, 26 April 2020

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	“Shit!” Ulysses yelled, picking the damaged fembot up and placing it in the bin with the other 20 failed units.		“Shit!” Ulysses yelled, picking the damaged fembot up and placing it in the bin with the other 20 failed units.

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	This latest story is my attempt at experimenting outside my comfort zone. Instead of expanding them, I’m piecing several small ideas I’ve come up with in the past year into an anthology with what I hope is a slightly humorous plot device.
	~~The plot device is my way of parodying the ways some people avoid product placement (IE: Fruit Brutes in Tarantino movies)~~

	~~Anyway, I hope you enjoy it! And please let me know what you think, and which mini-story is your favorite.~~
	~~-Phillip~~
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	“Fizzy Pop”		“Fizzy Pop”

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	“This place looks nice, why were we called here?” a slightly annoying female voice called out to him from the back of his van.		“This place looks nice, why were we called here?” a slightly annoying female voice called out to him from the back of his van.

	“We’ve got a job Trixie, that’s what happens when we ~~are~~ as good at fixing things as we are,” he said, both sighing and smiling at the same time; Trixie had that effect on him.		“We’ve got a job Trixie, that’s what happens when we're as good at fixing things as we are,” he said, both sighing and smiling at the same time; Trixie had that effect on him.

	Trixie used to be a sexbot, but when her previous owner figured he would be better off buying a newer unit ~~that~~ spending tons of money every month to keep fixing her, he ended up selling her to Bill, who refurbished her and turned her into a partner in his business.		Trixie used to be a sexbot, but when her previous owner figured he would be better off buying a newer unit than spending tons of money every month to keep fixing her, he ended up selling her to Bill, who refurbished her and turned her into a partner in his business.

	She had the appearance of a busty college age girl, the typical choice of someone purchasing a sexbot. While she originally had blonde hair and blue eyes, Bill had changed her to a brunette and gave her green eyes. As much as it pained him, he also lowered her breast size from a 40D to a more manageable 34C, so that she could have an easier time doing her new job.		She had the appearance of a busty college age girl, the typical choice of someone purchasing a sexbot. While she originally had blonde hair and blue eyes, Bill had changed her to a brunette and gave her green eyes. As much as it pained him, he also lowered her breast size from a 40D to a more manageable 34C so that she could have an easier time doing her new job.

	Unfortunately, he was still having a hard time changing her personality…		Unfortunately, he was still having a hard time changing her personality…

	“Oh, some bozos wife break down again?” ~~she asked,.~~		“Oh, some bozos wife break down again?”

	“Probably, though not for the usual reasons, or so I’ve heard,” he laughed, since the usual reasons usually involved another guy hacking her to have sex with them.		“Probably, though not for the usual reasons, or so I’ve heard,” he laughed, since the usual reasons usually involved another guy hacking her to have sex with them.
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	“Good, I hate fixing the damage caused by all the perverts in this world,” she said, grabbing her tool kit from the van and following him to the doors where mall security, the police, and several other officials were waiting.		“Good, I hate fixing the damage caused by all the perverts in this world,” she said, grabbing her tool kit from the van and following him to the doors where mall security, the police, and several other officials were waiting.

	“Me too~~,” he said~~.		“Me too."

	“Are you Bill?” an important looking person asked.		“Are you Bill?” an important looking person asked.
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	“Fizzy Pop?” Bill guessed.		“Fizzy Pop?” Bill guessed.

	“Correct,” the man said, “Now of course she happened to purchase the beverage from one of our vending machines, rather than from one of the establishments, so if she is unable to be fixed, our asses are on the line~~,” he said~~.		“Correct,” the man said, “Now, of course, she happened to purchase the beverage from one of our vending machines rather than from one of the establishments, so if she is unable to be fixed, our asses are on the line."

	“I see, though you could easily sue the makers of the beverage for any damages as well~~,” Bill said~~.		“I see, though you could easily sue the makers of the beverage for any damages as well."

	“Yeah, this isn’t our first Fizzy Pop disaster,” Trixie laughed.		“Yeah, this isn’t our first Fizzy Pop disaster,” Trixie laughed.

	“I see, well if you will follow me, I’ll take you to her,” he said, and he turned and headed into the building.		“I see...well if you will follow me, I’ll take you to her,” he said, and he turned and headed into the building.

	“So, does this woman have a husband or owner who knows of this incident?” Bill asked.		“So, does this woman have a husband or owner who knows of this incident?” Bill asked.

	“Of course, he is out of town and is currently making plans to return as soon as possible,” the manager said, “I have assured him, though, that we will have his wife fixed before he gets here,”		“Of course, he's out of town and is currently making plans to return as soon as possible,” the manager said, “I have assured him, though, that we will have his wife fixed before he gets here."

	“Well, we’ll see,” Bill said, “Some of these cases have been pretty mild, but it depends on how much she consumed and on what model she is,”		“Well, we’ll see,” Bill said, “Some of these cases have been pretty mild, but it depends on how much she consumed and on what model she is."

	“I see, well I do hope you won’t make a liar of me,” the manager said.		“I see, well I do hope you won’t make a liar of me,” the manager said.

	“Well, you obviously read my ad on the internet, so you know my reputation…I will get her fixed~~,” Bill said~~.		“Well, you obviously read my ad on the internet, so you know my reputation…I will get her fixed."

	“Good, we moved her to the nearby family rest room and closed the area off so you can have some privacy,” the manager said, walking them to a hallway off the food court.		“Good, we moved her to the nearby family rest room and closed the area off so you can have some privacy,” the manager said, walking them to a hallway off the food court.
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	“Thanks,” Bill said, and he walked into the room and looked at his latest ‘patient’.		“Thanks,” Bill said, and he walked into the room and looked at his latest ‘patient’.

	The woman appeared to be in her mid to late thirties. She was one of the ultra-realistic models, so real that they are virtually indistinguishable from a human when standing side by side; her husband/owner had also gone the extra mile and added a few imperfections to her skin, a mole ~~her~~, a freckle there. Overall, she was a splendid model.		The woman appeared to be in her mid to late thirties. She was one of the ultra-realistic models, so real that they are virtually indistinguishable from a human when standing side by side; her husband/owner had also gone the extra mile and added a few imperfections to her skin, a mole here, a freckle there. Overall, she was a splendid model. Despite her beauty, the malfunction did a number on her dress when the electricity arced out of her body and charred her skin and dress. Also, she had an unusual expression fixed on her face.

	Despite her beauty, the malfunction did a number on her dress when the electricity arced out of her body and charred her skin and dress. Also, she had an unusual expression fixed on her face.

	“Wow, she’s nice,” Trixie said, putting her kit down and opening it up. After digging around in it, she pulled out a tablet which she activated and scanned over the woman’s frozen body.		“Wow, she’s nice,” Trixie said, putting her kit down and opening it up. After digging around in it, she pulled out a tablet which she activated and scanned over the woman’s frozen body.
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	“Yes, it’s telling me her main CPU and A.I. systems were protected,” she reported.		“Yes, it’s telling me her main CPU and A.I. systems were protected,” she reported.

	“Good, that means it’s only a mechanical issue~~,” Bill sighed~~.		“Good, that means it’s only a mechanical issue."

	“Does that mean you will have her fixed quickly?” the manager asked.		“Does that mean you will have her fixed quickly?” the manager asked.

	“Most likely, it depends on the extent of the internal damage…the important thing is, even if her body is totaled, her mind is completely intact and can easily be transferred to a new body, and that is enough that most owners probably won’t be as mad~~,” Bill explained~~.		“Most likely, it depends on the extent of the internal damage…the important thing is, even if her body is totaled, her mind is completely intact and can easily be transferred to a new body, and that is enough that most owners probably won’t be as mad."

	“Alright, I’ll leave you alone then,” he said with a relieved look on his face, and then he headed out.		“Alright, I’ll leave you alone then,” he said with a relieved look on his face, and then he headed out.
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	“Sheesh, that man was weird,” Trixie said as soon as he was gone.		“Sheesh, that man was weird,” Trixie said as soon as he was gone.

	“Maybe a little, but he just doesn’t want to get sued,” Bill said, removing the woman’s shirt and using a small brush-like device to manually unseal her abdominal release. As the brush slid over her perfect skin, the nanites keeping the panel sealed let go of one another and a seam about 6 inches by 8 inches around her navel. Once the panel was visible, he pressed into her navel and then lifted the fleshy panel off, revealing an amazing array of ~~fibre~~ optics, tubes, and the parts that comprised her skeletal structure.		“Maybe a little, but he just doesn’t want to get sued,” Bill said, removing the woman’s shirt and using a small brush-like device to manually unseal her abdominal release. As the brush slid over her perfect skin, the nanites keeping the panel sealed let go of one another and a seam about 6 inches by 8 inches around her navel. Once the panel was visible, he pressed into her navel and then lifted the fleshy panel off, revealing an amazing array of fiber optics, tubes, and the parts that comprised her skeletal structure.

	“Wow, I never get over seeing that,” Trixie gasped.		“Wow, I never get over seeing that,” Trixie gasped.

	“Neither do I,” Bill agreed, setting the flesh panel down and carefully probing around inside.		“Neither do I,” Bill agreed, setting the flesh panel down and carefully probing around inside. After probing inside her body for nearly five minutes, he gave a triumphant grunt and pulled out a damaged device.

	~~After probing inside her body for nearly five minutes, he gave a triumphant grunt and pulled out a damaged device.~~		“Did you find it?”

	~~“Did you find it?” Trixie asked.~~		“Yes, whoever had her built knew what he was doing…the damage was limited only to her fluidic transfer system…an easy fix,” he said, “The malfunction was merely to shut her off to prevent further damage."

	“Yes, whoever had her built knew what he was doing…the damage was limited only to her fluidic transfer system…an easy fix,” he said, “The malfunction was merely to shut her off to prevent further damage~~,” he said~~.

	“That’s cool, why don’t I have any of these fancy upgrades?” Trixie asked, looking at hum accusingly.		“That’s cool, why don’t I have any of these fancy upgrades?” Trixie asked, looking at hum accusingly.

	“Because I don’t make enough money and because I programmed you with more common sense than most of these other androids have,” he said, disconnecting the device and taking a look at the part number. “Good, I have this model…Trixie, go get the FTS model V from the van~~,” he said~~.		“Because I don’t make enough money and because I programmed you with more common sense than most of these other androids have,” he said, disconnecting the device and taking a look at the part number. “Good, I have this model…Trixie, go get the FTS model V from the van."

	“Right away,” she saluted, causing him to smile.		“Right away,” she saluted, causing him to smile.
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	“One of these days,” he muttered to himself as he worked on repairing the lesser damage to the fembot, “I’ll upgrade that girl so she can be my girlfriend too,” he said, and he continued repairing the fembot while Trixie retrieved the part he needed, opening a bottle of Fizzy Pop and taking a swig.		“One of these days,” he muttered to himself as he worked on repairing the lesser damage to the fembot, “I’ll upgrade that girl so she can be my girlfriend too,” he said, and he continued repairing the fembot while Trixie retrieved the part he needed, opening a bottle of Fizzy Pop and taking a swig.

	“Thanks Fizzy Pop, for all the extra business,” he said, “And for being a damn fine drink~~,” he added~~.		“Thanks Fizzy Pop, for all the extra business,” he said, “And for being a damn fine drink."
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	“For now, I am urging all confirmed models to be affected to avoid my beverage until a fix is made,”		“For now, I am urging all confirmed models to be affected to avoid my beverage until a fix is made,”
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	==“The Morgue”==		==“The Morgue”==