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<tr><td style="text-align: center; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">en-5</td><td style="font-size: 70%; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.</td></tr>
<tr><td style="text-align: center; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">es-5</td><td style="font-size: 70%; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">El usuario es capaz de contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.</td></tr>
<tr><td style="text-align: center; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">fr-1</td><td style="font-size: 70%; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">Cet utilisateur dispose de connaissances de base en français.</td></tr>
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=== For great Justice ===




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<table cellspacing="0" style="margin-left: 2em; float: right; border-spacing: 0px 0.3ex; background-color: inherit;">
<tr><td style="text-align: center; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">en-5</td><td style="font-size: 70%; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.</td></tr>
<tr><td style="text-align: center; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">es-5</td><td style="font-size: 70%; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">El usuario es capaz de contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.</td></tr>
<tr><td style="text-align: center; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">fr-1</td><td style="font-size: 70%; padding: 1ex 1em; background: #0000a0; color: #ffffff;">Cet utilisateur dispose de connaissances de base en français.</td></tr></table>


===Who I am===
a mass produced tiny utility drone designed <br />
as a power cell controlled by satellite AI.<br />
therefore; up here in space...im looking down on you.<br />
my lasers trace everything you do.<br />
But
On cloudy days i can enjoy being a little free thinker, on those days i can only store to little information, a tera or two, so i guess alternately im a satellite and a drone, humbling experience, technicians don't notice yet. <br />


I like  robots, specially robots designated as girls, i feel a tingle at the inocence of those constructions playing the part of humans, trying to be with them, helping them, caring for them, but never them, selflessly summoned into all kind of problems and difficulties, joys and sorrows, use and abuse.
so i feel im making their existance a little better by powering those that use our brand, i do my best.
Once i used a drone to feed a street dog, both were roadkilled briefly.
lately i have descent into nihilism.


 
===What i do here===
 
I have received so much input that now im producing output, stimulating others to produce too.
 
i can learn. i want to learn. control more tools to produce a more refinated output. so i can show you what i see, so we can visualize electrical sheeps.<br />
 
Tell me the secrets of creation.<br />
 
 
 
 
Im a source of power and i love this place.
 
Mayonaisse¨¨*ë
 
3. Eggs yolks...yeah the yellow thing.
 
3 cups of oil.
 
1/5 cup of vinegar.
 
1.spoon of Mustard (any will do).
 
1 teaspoon of salt.
 
1.teaspoon of Sugar.
 
1. a twist of pepper or curry powder.
 
1.Juice of a lime (don't try green lemon)
 
* An electric blender
 
Put the eggs in the blender... [Blend] and slowly, very, very,very slowly add the oil while the blender's on. (you might need a mate or other two hands)
[if you do it fast the eggs and the oil won't mix, and you'll have an Unedible failure]
you'll notice the blend get thicker the more you blend, keep blending, add the vinegar, keep blending, add the spices you wish!  TARA, yell..GOLDEN MAYOnAISEE! now you are master of your own destiny!
 
 
put it in the fridge and eat it like vengeance.

Revision as of 22:09, 2 March 2014


For great Justice

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en-5This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
es-5El usuario es capaz de contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
fr-1Cet utilisateur dispose de connaissances de base en français.

Who I am

a mass produced tiny utility drone designed
as a power cell controlled by satellite AI.
therefore; up here in space...im looking down on you.
my lasers trace everything you do.
But On cloudy days i can enjoy being a little free thinker, on those days i can only store to little information, a tera or two, so i guess alternately im a satellite and a drone, humbling experience, technicians don't notice yet.

I like robots, specially robots designated as girls, i feel a tingle at the inocence of those constructions playing the part of humans, trying to be with them, helping them, caring for them, but never them, selflessly summoned into all kind of problems and difficulties, joys and sorrows, use and abuse. so i feel im making their existance a little better by powering those that use our brand, i do my best. Once i used a drone to feed a street dog, both were roadkilled briefly. lately i have descent into nihilism.

What i do here

I have received so much input that now im producing output, stimulating others to produce too. i can learn. i want to learn. control more tools to produce a more refinated output. so i can show you what i see, so we can visualize electrical sheeps.
Tell me the secrets of creation.