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MODEL: MEGAN FOX

INTERVIEWER: So, Morgan, what's it like to be the first Hollywood star to have a robotic replica?

MEGAN: It's great - the guys at LaMarquise Robotics really did an awesome job.

INTERVIEWER: Why have a robotic replica of yourself?

MEGAN: Well, it loosens my schedules a lot - It takes my place in shootings where I'm not the focus, it's great for stunts...

INTERVIEWER: Aren't you afraid that your replica might be used in acts that you don't endorse?

MEGAN: Well so far there's only one replica made, so it's easy to keep track of.

INTERVIEWER: And how about using it as full-time you?

MEGAN (scoffs): I know some people whisper that I was secretly a robot all along, but I think this kind of stuff would have been spotted long ago.

INTERVIEWER: How about this just-in Vonny leak, the company you're under contract with, that among several unannounced projects, revealed technical documents of you and several other big-name actresses, along with documented use of robotic units long before the partnership with LaMarquise Robotics?

MEGAN: I don't know about those. Look, umm, I'm sorry, but I have to go.

INTERVIEWER: Okay Morgan, one last thing please. The next statement is true. The previous statement is false. Any comment.

MEGAN: Look, you should go. /You should go. /Go. /Go.

SECURITY (offscreen): Ma'am, please step away. This interview is over.