Malfunctioning Fembot Writes...

Recently I inherited an old Rockwell 480 'Elle' series. She's pretty battered up, but using spares that closely approximate the old circuiry, I've been able to bring her online.

She's not exactly lucid, her AI is barely functional. Most of her core memory is missing, but she can read. The other evening while I was trying to repair some more of her glitches, a breakthrough.... with this forum on my monitor, and with her only functioning optical circuit, and she started to read.

when I went to sleep, she wrote something on my PC.... and requested that I post it for her.... before shutting down.

I haven't been able to get her back online since.... I may never fully understand its meaning.

This one's for you, Elle.

frey radikuls riping throw mater random kaeos the r gon how wen whot is whot u like itz the spike iz
 ready...........and ready she was ..like a virgin prune plucked from a nightmare prom nite @i am going to eat
 you for supper12 she said..smoking at the mouth...@but i'm just a poor nob end fucked up man sperm waste!!!!@

@that's o.k MR. WEAK CUM I'M A ELECTRIC BITCH !@

@WELL I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF STUFF SO PLEASE EAT MY HEAD AND REGERITATE MY CIRCUITS......!@

@NO PROBLEMO MR FUCKPOO!!@

AND WITH ONE SWIFT MOVEMENT SHE BITE OFF HIS AGONY..

@THANKS MISS NOB MUNCHER I FEEEL SOO MUCH BETTER NOW ...I CAN THINK BEYOND ME PANTS..@

"GROOOVE ON NOBLESS THING ..YOUR LIFE IS MY E.X.T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@O K MR NICE MAN LET'S STOP ALL THIS DREAMING LET'S GO HOME AND

HOOOOOME..ALONEEEEEEE..STAND BY THE FONE AND IMITATE FOAM ..IT'S BETTER THAN FLIRTING WITH USED COKE CANZ...
WHO MADE MICHIEL JACKSON?????????????

@WELL IF YOU'RE GONNA START DIGGING IT UP.. WHO PUT THE OOOO IN THE OOOBADDEEEOOOBEEEDOOOO????????????????????????@

@I THINK YOU'L FIND IT WAS DAVID BELAMY"

@GOD HE GIVES ME a MALFUNCTION@

"ME TOO!!!"

"I'VE GOT A VIDEO PROJECTER..@

@I'VE GOT A MOPED"

"HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU CONCENTRATE ON REPAIRING MR. BELAMY WHEN YOU'RE RIDING A PIZZA BIKE?"

"I SHUVE A CUCUMBER UP MY ARSE AND DREAM OF MARMITE"

@RIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH YOU GET YOUR BUM OFF THAT HONDA AND SQUIRT MY BRAINZ OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!""......a brief
 cab ride later and it's bedrooomville..........................................

"I DON'T MUCH LIKE COCK"she moanz.. - 'ME CIRCITS'

"ME NEATHER...BUT I'M CURSED WITH ONE.."

OH..SUCH A PRE DIK TABLE FIRE I MITE THINK U R A LIAR...

AND IT'Z LIKE A GHOST TRAIN IF U THINK U KAN BLAME

SANE OR INSANE...

R U INTO PAIN..........

"WOW BITCH THIS IS ALL TOO SPOOKY CAN'T WE GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDZ AND A VOLVO”

NO VOLVO NO MOGO!!!!!!

U don’t b lieve anything I told u ...

WILL U BELIEVE WHAT I SHOWED U

WHAT NO1 SHOWED U}

“OOH MRS I WAS ONLY THINKING ABOUT TASTING YOUR GOODNESS AND YOU’VE COME OVER ALL GERALADINE….ME WIK BE
SHRINKING..THIS IS NO FOREPLAY!”
 
Fuck off. Why don’t you just leave me alone? Your just a uuu. . .

. . .hang on

come back

Ididn’tmean

It

U hava lot 2 c in ur self

No ting 2 du wit h wealth

Witt in ur self ….;…random orbital….

NO MORE DARK PLAY I AM AZ HONEST AZ UV EVA BIN IF U SIN

I BE SEEN...I BE THE IN the loony bin …

What the FU|KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

U don’t wan na make SCENE???

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